/talk has seemed a bit poo the last couple of days
Are you, JMG, able to resolve this situation?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

On the plus side...
There has been a lot of stuff being shoved RIGHT up cocks.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

Shove your lot of stuff being shoved RIGHT up cocks RIGHT up your cock

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

As a leading /talkologist...
...I can tell you that every JMG thread improves the standard of /talk by at least 3%, reduces carbon emissions and causes a combined weight loss of 56 kilos due to fat and spotty types quivering with rage at his presence.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

Does it?
thought it just came across as postings from a twat.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

You're having a go a me now, because you're deaf, you scrounging cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

I see someone
Who isn't feeling the love today.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)

I do feel the love
just not the point of the posts.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

I've probably distanced myself and allowed Club Misery to take over a bit.
I'll punch one of them later with my mental superiority.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)