c) drink gin.
I think this is the answer to most things.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)

gin glows under UV light
so does semen...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)

The quinine in tonic certainly fluoresces, but I don't believe anything in gin does.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

I was going to ask
but I appear to have been forestalled.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Tonic_water_uv.jpg
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)

that's so cool

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)

that could be it then :P
my comment still stands, with minor adjustment
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)

So when you wake up on the floor by the fishtank after a big night out and your tits are glowing..
...you've either spilt your drink or made a friend.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)

in a car ,surronded by the old bill?
wise, very wise.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)

Fuck 'em
they can't touch me, I'm connected.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)