They used to do HUGE kindda eggs, with proper big toys in them !
SERIOUSLY !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

I don't believe you!
Stop lying to me.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)

This sounds like shite.
I'm not saying I don't believe you, I'm saying that Kinder eggs are shite and shouldn't exist.
Bigger ones are worse.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

yeah, this actually.
the toys are all rubbish and just get left all over everywhere, and the little plastic thing they come in accounts for something like 50% of all litter.
The chocolate isn't very nice either, and there's far less of it than you'd expect.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)

"the little plastic thing they come in accounts for something like 50% of all litter"
Fuck off.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)

No, seriously!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

I'd be disappointed to find anything less than
an old-fashioned wheel-dialling telephone inside.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)