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my clitoris.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)
Can you help me find mine?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
A women's one is easy to find,
a man's one is in the secret 6th hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
of Bootle municipal golf course

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
J11 from the M25
Second star on the right
and then straight on 'til fawning
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
It's just outside Milton Keynes

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
Well Milton Keynes
is a cunt of a place to find your way around.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
Milton Keynes is probably the easiest place in England to find your way around.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
ARSE!
It's unpossible witout satnav.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
Is all sign posted
and quite well organised

before I moved to uni I spent a lot of time driving around there, so maybe it's only easy as I've done it so much
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
*touches nose*
*points at the Capt*

well done sir, you spotted the subtle joke.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
I DID!?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
nontopical
my wallpaper pisses on yours from a great high btw..
img180.imageshack.us/img180/2200/snapshot2im3.png
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
Aaah, so you finally looked under your gunt.

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)
You always say the sweetest things

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
*touches your face*
I was going to say "aren't you supposed to be at work?" and then I looked at the time.

How are you, supertemp?
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)
Oh ok, temping was really dull
but they have one of those coffe machines that makes wooshing noises, which is fun
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)
Hurrah!
Plus, hurrah for monies.

I'm going to V Festival.

How much am I going to die?
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
Probably a lot with your
"oooh I don't like crowds" thing,
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
*nods, weeps*
£175 for the privilege of trying to not freak out and piss off my fella, yay, :*(!
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
Which one are you going to?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)
Chelmsford
Luckily it's only for a day, and we're not camping.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:48, archived)
You're missing out approximatly 80% of the fun there,.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)
There is no fun in camping in a field full of people
I don't mix well with total strangers.

Plus we're all going back to Jon's mate's beautiful bachelor pad in Chelmsford to get pissed up afterwards,
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
There's plenty of fun with it,
Why do you think the country is covered with festivals every year?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
Because hippies like taking drugs and humping each other?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
that's the fun

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)
But I can't hump anyone else and I'm too tight to buy drugs!
All I'd be doing is clutching my belongings and panicking at every noise near my tent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
shoefingers. I don't understand.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)
*strokes your hair*
Heeey, heeeeeeey, settle down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
what's a gunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)
gut/cunt

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
DON'T NINJA
Edit: LOL I saw you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
I saw no ninja :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)
it was a simple typo

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)
Muahahahaha
I still saw it.

I have magical important-typo seeking powers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)
ohhhh, those horrible horrible things :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)