One. I can only handle one man at a time.

(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

Who did you used to be?

( TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

I'll go back to being me soon.
I've not changed for good.
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

Oh, so who were you?

( TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

*dons detective hat*
I reckon I know who you are
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

Well done.
Please don't say it on /talk though broaders. I have my reasons. Please.
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

IT'S BOU >:(

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

Honestly I have no idea.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

Do I type like Bou?
:o(
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

with a smiley like that
you could well be Cowjam
(Dangermouse., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

Your secret is safe with me :)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

Good boy.
*Pets*
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

Only got one hand?
You can still use your mouth you know
( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

And perfectly good nostrils >:(

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

Only if you break the nose first
otherwise there just isn't enough room.

Unless Mykey is one of those guys.
( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

It's hard enough keeping one man happy all the time.
Trying to please two all the time is one hell of a task.
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

Pish
It doesn't take much.
A sausage sandwich and a blowjob is all you need to keep him happy. He'll pretty much source the rest of the entertainment himself.
( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

Yeah, for the 1st 4 months.
After that they get trickier.
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

Then you introduce your best girlfriend into the mix

( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

Three in the bed, and the little one said...

(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

Let's go Skiing !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

WTF!?
WHY?!
( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

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It's a very crude sexual possition, I was joking.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)