Forget that, how many wives/husbands could you manage?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7547148.stm

I reckon he's gay and is trying to cover it up by over compensating.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

Right now
I wouldn't want to handle any. I'm too young to ruin my life.
( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

Depends how much money they each have

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

Oh.
I like your thinking.
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

You're my wife now Dave...

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

I don't think I will ever get married

(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

Why not?

( TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

You have to be able to read well enough to understand the marriage certificate for one thing.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

hhahaha
fuck me...
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

You aren't funny,you are sad

(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

he is faiirrrly funny.

( sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

fairly?
I don't love you anymore.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

*licks face*

( sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

I'm far from sad. You're like a one-woman cheering up army.
I can't help but smile when you post.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

I want that.
what percentage of my posts make you smile? hmm?
( sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

eleventy two

( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

Im glad I make you smile

(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

You probably wouldn't be.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

He's always struck me as a very happy contented chap.

( FoldsFive, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

Fuck that, FF
DO YOU THINK I'M FUNNY? DO YOU?

EH?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

You're LOLARIOUS.

( FoldsFive, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

YES! INTERNET VALIDATION!

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

I can read :)

(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

I love you

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

It's tremendously loved up on here today.
Is there something in the water?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

*frots discreetly*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

I reckon it could have been Bud spiking everybody
except he's too mean to do that.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

I dunked my penis in the drinking water.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

That's what that taste is
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

There's a little bit of Bud
in all of us.
( FoldsFive, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

Much like God. In a way.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

I'm back
What did I miss.
( WormuIus, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)

Syncubus is still shit.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

Did he ignore you?

( WormuIus, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)

No, he tried to take me on and got SHAME-UP.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

Can you get the Audio Book version?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

Oh Shambles
You turn a girl's head with your witty ways.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

Youuuuuuu
Hello. *hugs*
I feel like I've not seen you in ages but I think I've probably just not been paying attention.
How's things?
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

I'm slightly meh.
I have been strongarmed up to Manchester to go to my Uncle Nobhead's wedding when I would much prefer to be Fordham festing with the Captn :(

I hate my Uncle Nobhead. He stares at my tits.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

booooooooooooooooooooo
i'm at a party so can't go either
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

0_0


...sorry what was that I was distracted
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

IT'S NOT FUNNY HE'S LIKE FRANK GALLAGHER FROM SHAMELESS
AND I HAVE TO WATCH HIM GET FUCKING MARRIED TO THE EQUIVALENT TO SHEILA.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)

Never met anyone who wants to :)

(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

Oh, so it's not something you don't want to do then?

( TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

I think I am getting top old to wear a wedding dress anyway:(

(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

No such thing :)
If you want it, it might happen
( TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

Not withD.M anyway he won't ever get married again.
Can't say I blame him:)
(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

Yeah, well, my Mum's boyfriend said that
They're getting married in November
( TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

works for some I know:)
I knew of a couple who married in their 80's
(VodkaCoke, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

you are right, I won't
mainly because I have lost all faith in the institution of marriage, but that doesn't mean I am not willing to commit to another in some way.
There's no financial benefit to it any more, really, and in the modern tolerant all-embracing society we have there's no difference between non-married couples and those who are "officially joined"
(Dangermouse., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)

*bookmarks this to send to DM at random intervals throughout the day*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

yeah, cos it sounds like marriage is just what he needs right now.

( sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

I'm just responding to the blatant plea in that sad little statement up there ^^

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

ooh. in that case.
i don't think i'm going to get married either.

:((((
( sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

*gets down on one knee*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

*ties shoelace*

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

haha

( sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

WAS THAT SARCASM?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

you are the most hilarious and lovely tall person EVER.

( sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

er my boyfriend's number is 01234 567 8910

( sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

Silly Binky, how could anyone not want to marry you?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)

she'd be dead before she's old enough.

( sleepybinky, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

One. I can only handle one man at a time.

(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

Who did you used to be?

( TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

I'll go back to being me soon.
I've not changed for good.
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

Oh, so who were you?

( TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

*dons detective hat*
I reckon I know who you are
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

Well done.
Please don't say it on /talk though broaders. I have my reasons. Please.
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

IT'S BOU >:(

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

Honestly I have no idea.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

Do I type like Bou?
:o(
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)

with a smiley like that
you could well be Cowjam
(Dangermouse., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

Your secret is safe with me :)

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

Good boy.
*Pets*
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

Only got one hand?
You can still use your mouth you know
( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

And perfectly good nostrils >:(

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

Only if you break the nose first
otherwise there just isn't enough room.

Unless Mykey is one of those guys.
( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

It's hard enough keeping one man happy all the time.
Trying to please two all the time is one hell of a task.
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

Pish
It doesn't take much.
A sausage sandwich and a blowjob is all you need to keep him happy. He'll pretty much source the rest of the entertainment himself.
( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

Yeah, for the 1st 4 months.
After that they get trickier.
(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

Then you introduce your best girlfriend into the mix

( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

Three in the bed, and the little one said...

(Licentia, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

Let's go Skiing !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

WTF!?
WHY?!
( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

.....



.....


....

It's a very crude sexual possition, I was joking.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

86 Daves.
Cripes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

When ever I read a BBC News URL, and see the "/world/", I hope that someone very geeky at their web department has added a "warcraft" directory (where africa is on this url).
I don't play WoW, I just think it would be cool.

Or I wonder if in the future when it all gets a bit Star-Trek, they'll replace '/world/' with '/space/'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

They'll have "Universe"
and sub-sections for Mars and Earth.
I, for one, look forward to this glorious future.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

I have my hands full with just the one, thanks.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

It takes two hands?
I could only dream
( TY&GN, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

I'm guessing two or three, max.
I'm not that talented, but it'd certainly be fun.

Maybe a guy and two girls?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

Would you be the cup?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

Dunno?
Is that considered bad?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

"they do not know how he supports the family."
"It's all from God," he says.

he's a beggar and a thief, simple, really.
(Dangermouse., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

I bet he claims benefits

( SuperMatt, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

His child benefit must be huge
what with having 170 kids. It's lucky he's a muslim though as Christmas would be a bastard to pay for.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

Bloody immigrants, coming over here, taking our wives

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

I wish they would :p


sometimes
(Dangermouse., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)

i reckon 5 is the optimum number of wives
because five rhymes with wive

this principle can be applied to anything with numbers in it. shoe = two. planet = eight (if you pronounce planet "planeyt", which is why the scientists were so hesitant to adopt it as a figure). door = four (referring to its status as a quadrilateral in this case)
( spacefish bong!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)

WTF? Is this gold-plated rice?
"Every mealtime they cook three 12kg bags of rice which all adds up to $915 (£457) every day."
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)