You sir
appear to have the dullest job in christendom.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:02, archived)

It certainly has its highlights.
I get to use words like 'flange', 'flushing rings' and 'orifice plates' with complete sincerity.
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:06, archived)

If they are the highlights,
top yourself now.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:09, archived)

*covers self in hundreds and thousands*

*puts a glace cherry on top*


*licks self*
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:14, archived)

300 pound flanges
Part of a fat whore.
( bloobloo, Tue 24 May 2005, 16:24, archived)