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Potterphile.
:-D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)
i'm being paid fake money to do it =(
I should at one point read the last two books, but I stopped reading gay potter fanfiction a few years ago.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)
As Harry walked into his dorm
he saw Ron playing with his wand...cor! he thought, this is the best kind of magic
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)
Pfffft.
I used to read DracoxHarry, it's always known, that if two people really hate each other, then they want to have sex.

Apart from that DracoXRonXHarry was good.

I read a really strange one when I was about 14.
Want a description?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)
i'm not sure i should say yes
and when i say that i mean yes, of course


edit: also there are people i hate, i certainly don't want sex with them
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)
Well...
I can remember particularly interesting, strange, or just wonderful stories.

This story featured time travel and such. Harry Potter went back in time due to a spell back firing or something, and then ended up with finding I think Sirius who runs away (This is after book 5 I think, so in canon Sirius is dead), and gets found Lucius and Snape.

Harry got taken as a sex slave for some reason, and given a lust potion by Lucius, and then gets willingly raped by the two of them (due to the lust potion) so he was wanting it conciously, but deep below wasn't.

Then he stole some of the lust potion, and went to the future again, and then raped draco in revenge. Snape then finds Draco, and is all "NOOOOO".

Then it was the end of the story. It was a weird one.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
God, that is so wrong to my canon-centered brain.
:-(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)
This is a hilarious read
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperTales.CrackPairing
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)
NO!
Learned my lesson the first time.

DO NOT WANT SLASHFIC!!!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)
It's not a slash fic.
It's a list of slash fics that people have written.


Most people don't know my current fandom anyway =(


From Eroica with Love is my top one currently.


Below that Phoenix Wright/ Miles Edgeworth
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)
there are some things i never thought would exist even in the vast realm of the internet
www.cracked.com/article_16554_p2.html
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)
Before I read that link: Rule 34 man.
If you think it, someone probably has a porn-site devoted to it.

Edit: That made me do a :-((((((((((((((((((((((
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)
if I can think it?
oh spider lets not go there, i can think a great many things

edit to your edit: as did i
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)
To both edits.
Ahaha, I love it. They're hilarious.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)
i've just noticed the time
and i think i need to be off to bed, nighty night all
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)
WEAKLING
G'night! Sweet dreamlings!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)
Oh yeah.
There's rule 34.com or something. I looked at TF2 stuff on it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)