If you had the ability to work on two things on a computer at any time, what would it be?
I want to be able to draw and read long stories or rants or QoTW D:
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)

porn and counterstrike

That said, I suppose I could mod it...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)

Yeah, but headshots and fwapping?



Well I suppose...
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)

blow the top off someone's head AND FUCK IT!

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)

I think you can do that in Postal 2.

( Bob Todd whee, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)

HOTT!

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:38, archived)

don't think so?
you can piss on it though. I enjoyed playing postal 2 to a point, but it got a bit tedious after a while.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)

I can do many things at once on this PC
Burn discs, download stuff, print things, play musics and even type in here.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 1:59, archived)

Yeah, but they don't require your full attention.
Burning, downloading, printing, music playing require little attention, if any.

It's hard to concentrate on drawing something and reading a nice story at the same time. I need a clone which I can absorb information from. I know an anime which has a technique you can use for this..
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:01, archived)

i wouldn't want to do that on my pc
it'd be annoying if i missed something, i'm quite good at doing it at work, i usually think better if i keep my mind occupied wiht other things whilst working
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:03, archived)

well, I have used a computer for doing lighting & video shows in the past
at the same time as programming a laser, and that takes a bit of concentration...

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/2403814/Russian-concert-laser-show-blinds-30.html
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)

Ooh, interesting.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)

it is
google Arkaos and showcad artist.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:11, archived)

Ooh, cool.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:20, archived)

I'd like to be talented enough to draw, let alone try and multi-task.
Hello Cleo, how's you tonight?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:00, archived)

I'm doing drawing which I've procrastinated on.
I'm going to re-do the person in the front, and I will then draw lesbians.

img178.imageshack.us/img178/3562/inuashawj4.jpg
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)

robots!
but yes... draw lesbians.
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:05, archived)

The middle one and one on the right look like ninjas.
Thanks to the guide sketch-lines.

Again, I wish I could draw better. Teach me?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)

is it going to be the stig
and two lesbians?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:06, archived)

Pfft.
I may try to finish some gaymen, but starting a bit more on the lesbians is a better idea.


And no, this one is three people dressed in the theme of posh rowdyruff boys with wands.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:08, archived)

Potterphile.
:-D
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)

i'm being paid fake money to do it =(
I should at one point read the last two books, but I stopped reading gay potter fanfiction a few years ago.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:12, archived)

As Harry walked into his dorm
he saw Ron playing with his wand...cor! he thought, this is the best kind of magic
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)

Pfffft.
I used to read DracoxHarry, it's always known, that if two people really hate each other, then they want to have sex.

Apart from that DracoXRonXHarry was good.

I read a really strange one when I was about 14.
Want a description?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:17, archived)

i'm not sure i should say yes
and when i say that i mean yes, of course


edit: also there are people i hate, i certainly don't want sex with them
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)

Well...
I can remember particularly interesting, strange, or just wonderful stories.

This story featured time travel and such. Harry Potter went back in time due to a spell back firing or something, and then ended up with finding I think Sirius who runs away (This is after book 5 I think, so in canon Sirius is dead), and gets found Lucius and Snape.

Harry got taken as a sex slave for some reason, and given a lust potion by Lucius, and then gets willingly raped by the two of them (due to the lust potion) so he was wanting it conciously, but deep below wasn't.

Then he stole some of the lust potion, and went to the future again, and then raped draco in revenge. Snape then finds Draco, and is all "NOOOOO".

Then it was the end of the story. It was a weird one.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)

God, that is so wrong to my canon-centered brain.
:-(
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:23, archived)

This is a hilarious read
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperTales.CrackPairing
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:27, archived)

NO!
Learned my lesson the first time.

DO NOT WANT SLASHFIC!!!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:31, archived)

It's not a slash fic.
It's a list of slash fics that people have written.


Most people don't know my current fandom anyway =(


From Eroica with Love is my top one currently.


Below that Phoenix Wright/ Miles Edgeworth
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:46, archived)

there are some things i never thought would exist even in the vast realm of the internet
www.cracked.com/article_16554_p2.html
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:35, archived)

Before I read that link: Rule 34 man.
If you think it, someone probably has a porn-site devoted to it.

Edit: That made me do a :-((((((((((((((((((((((
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:37, archived)

if I can think it?
oh spider lets not go there, i can think a great many things

edit to your edit: as did i
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:39, archived)

To both edits.
Ahaha, I love it. They're hilarious.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:50, archived)

i've just noticed the time
and i think i need to be off to bed, nighty night all
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)

WEAKLING
G'night! Sweet dreamlings!
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 3:02, archived)

Oh yeah.
There's rule 34.com or something. I looked at TF2 stuff on it.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:43, archived)

Some say he's a fail because he's ginger.
Some say he has a lovely beard.
All I know is he's Just Harry and he's a sound bloke!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)

awww fankyoo spider

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)

Great hands!
They're tough.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)

Ask TWO people to shoe on head at the same time

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:02, archived)

Also, anyone still playing shoe on head?
These two are probably up for another go..
www.blogtv.com/people/RoxyT
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)

lololol
www.b3tards.com/u/585f0c3ba6ac9fdecf9f/roxytagain.jpg
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:18, archived)

Christ, it's difficult enough getting myself to do one thing at once.
Though I'd quite like to be able to do something whilst still consciously listening to music or anything audible. If I'm occupied typing or reading the sound tends to fade out mostly and I can't really concentrate on it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)

I can type and listen to music.
But I find it hard to sing and type, unless I type the lyrics.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)

Can you actually concentrate and hear the lyrics though?
It's more obvious when you try to listen to someone speaking or something, then you realise that while typing you've missed massive chunks of the speech through just not hearing and processing it.

I can draw and listen though, bizaarely enough.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:15, archived)

I'm not sure.
Currently I can go on b3ta and listen to this tv program though.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:19, archived)

So can I, but then again I'm not really reading properly.
It's sort of broken reading, scanning over posts which aren't fluid or related.

It's Mock the Week on iPlayer at the moment, out of interest
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:21, archived)

WORLD DOMINATION
and iSketch
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:10, archived)

isketch is quite tricky at times.
Constant typing:


penis
penis
penis
penis
oh it's a stick
stick
log
tree
brush
person
girl
dog
boy
man
sex?
penis
sky
boat
yacht
oh it's a cruise ship
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:14, archived)

b3ta and my day job, but that never, ever works.

( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 2:34, archived)