Why the fuck did you ever buy it?

( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)

too woo the wimmin

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)

It was £3, and I liked one of her songs
I thought "Maybe the songs she hasn't released will be like that, instead of the shitty poppy crap which makes no sense"

Turns out, it was the latter.

There's a horrid song on there called "I'm a Bomb" which has a horrible rhyming structure to it. It's like a five year old wrote it.
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)

"I'm a Bomb" by Natasha Bedingfield, aged 3 and a half
Yeah, yeah, woah, wo wo

Taxi ride, going down town
Me and my girls, going out
counting down to detonation
10 to zero, mushroom cloud

I'm a bomb, can you hear me tick?
Beware if you turn me on
There is no safety switch
I'm a bomb use only steady hands
To mess with me
You must be a brave man
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)

And, here is Bizarre from D12's rapping solo from one her songs:
Affectin' the world
Yeah, ah, D12
Bizzare the big kid that raps
A thousand kids with shower caps
How you like that
(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)

tha's pretty dope
or fly

or nang

or something
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)

I'm starting to think that all lyrics are shit

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)

Does it make you blue,
da ba dee?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)

It does.

(__, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)

That's wack as hell lolol
Seriously, that Bomb song makes me cringe, and I'm only reading it.
( Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)