Take wet wipes
and do not let your arse touch the toilet seat (thats if you can see the toilet seat under the vikings helmet of shit)
( Pedere Penfold...shush., Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

I didn't shit for three days.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

I didn't shit for 5 days last time I went.
And it was a real effort after that, let me tell you!
( Malaka omdz, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)