Carried a baby.
Not very manly, but he was really heavy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)

a real man would've used an engine hoist

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)

I had to carry him outside
and there was a lack of hoists hanging from the sky.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)

GIRL
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)

Wow, that's quite impressive.
Could you attach a sex swing to it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)

I guess, as long as the baby didn't weigh too much

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)

He wouldn't be joining us
he's in the pinchy grabby stage.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)

they are usually rated for at least 500kg
so even if you were shagging another b3tan it should be fine :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)

The internet has converted
and I have space for a 435kg person.

That's a bit slim for the net.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)

pfft

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)