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I'm applying for a admin job at CERN, what shall I put in answer to "What is the motivation for your application?"
I don't think, "I want to play with the massive machines" will cut it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)

tell them you want to put a cat in a particle accelerator

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)

Ah they'll all think that's a quantum physics joke and hire me immediatly

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)

or will they hire you immediatly?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

"J'aime les Colliders Hadrone Gigantique".

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)

There's more than one now?
Fuck.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)

fuck Zut alors!!
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)

I want a giant hadron colander.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)

say you always wanted to be cher
and that if you could cern back time.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)

I have a feeling that the job will be impossible to get
so I'm tempted to just fill my applications with terrible puns and stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

'Many things drew me to working at this site, mainly my giant iron cock ring'

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)

I thought my magnetic personality would fit in well

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)

I am positively charged with excitement.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)

I'll keep this compact, I'll let you museon it.
Long applications must make you so l'annoyed
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)

I've led a strange but charmed life with its ups and downs, and I've been from top to bottom.

( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)

the first half of that is nearly quite strange, lets discuss this dark matter over crackers and quark, star.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)

Hahaha!
It was an attractive position.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)

Ooh
would love to work there. There and SETI.
( moogy boobles, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)

you want to work for furniture village?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)

It's the coolest place in the universe
public.web.cern.ch/PUBLIC/en/Spotlight/SpotlightCool-en.html
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)

I saw a photo of a CERN fireman riding a little firetruck around

not just a fireman, a SCIENCE FIREMAN
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)

I think it's a big con and all the scientists just hold orgies in there

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)

Oh in that case I refuse to apply

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)

It's probably mostly male, so it'll be all penis-jousting in the large hardon collider

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)