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bt want to renew our contract, £25 for pretty much 2-4mb
so feel impulsed to shit in the envelope and send it back to delhi.
either that or get a new ISP. who are the best to give me teh internetz?
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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bt
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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Near the top
I'm applying for a admin job at CERN, what shall I put in answer to "What is the motivation for your application?"
I don't think, "I want to play with the massive machines" will cut it.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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tell them you want to put a cat in a particle accelerator
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41,
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Ah they'll all think that's a quantum physics joke and hire me immediatly
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PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42,
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or will they hire you immediatly?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46,
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"J'aime les Colliders Hadrone Gigantique".
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42,
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There's more than one now?
Fuck.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:00,
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fuck Zut alors!!
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08,
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I want a giant hadron colander.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:10,
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say you always wanted to be cher
and that if you could cern back time.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42,
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:43,
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I have a feeling that the job will be impossible to get
so I'm tempted to just fill my applications with terrible puns and stuff.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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'Many things drew me to working at this site, mainly my giant iron cock ring'
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:43,
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I thought my magnetic personality would fit in well
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PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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I am positively charged with excitement.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46,
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I'll keep this compact, I'll let you museon it.
Long applications must make you so l'annoyed
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48,
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I've led a strange but charmed life with its ups and downs, and I've been from top to bottom.
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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:02,
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the first half of that is nearly quite strange, lets discuss this dark matter over crackers and quark, star.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07,
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Hahaha!
It was an attractive position.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45,
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Ooh
would love to work there. There and SETI.
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moogy boobles, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:47,
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you want to work for furniture village?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:47,
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It's the coolest place in the universe
public.web.cern.ch/PUBLIC/en/Spotlight/SpotlightCool-en.html
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PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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I saw a photo of a CERN fireman riding a little firetruck around
not just a fireman, a SCIENCE FIREMAN
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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I think it's a big con and all the scientists just hold orgies in there
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:56,
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Oh in that case I refuse to apply
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PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:58,
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It's probably mostly male, so it'll be all penis-jousting in the large hardon collider
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:59,
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questions questions questions
what about the bees?
the fucking bees are going.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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bou bees?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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BzzZzzZzZzZz
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bou bees, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:43,
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THIS IS TOTALLY GILGAMESH
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:43,
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INCORRECT!
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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NOT ME
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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I THINK THE LADY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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Enigmatic put his hands up to this last week
you terrible troll
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45,
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He's nowhere to be seen!
Where's that list of online b3tans? I bet he's not on it.
It's you and you just don't know it.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:47,
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haha, you fat cunt
I bet it's YOU and you only do it when I'm around
I'm being FRAMED here
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48,
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Often those you least expect
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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It's me
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PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:56,
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If it's you then how can it be Gilgamesh?
This makes no sense.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:57,
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BzzzZZzzz
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bou bees, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:58,
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this is TERRIBLE TROLLING
mike, you should be BANNED for this
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:58,
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I swear on the fake account name of bou bees that Gilgamesh owns that it isn't me.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:01,
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ohhhh, PISS-HOLES TO YOU CUNTOID
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:02,
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It's not me though.
Srsly.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:06,
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where's bloody Noit?
I KNOW IT'S HIM
THE POINTLESS BUCKET OF CUNT
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07,
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WOULD THE REAL BOU BEES PLEASE STAND UP
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:57,
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I KNOW IT'S YOU
YOU POINTLESS BUCKET OF TWAT
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:58,
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BzZzZz
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bou bees, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07,
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NOT ME
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:07,
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It's me!
(No it isn't)
hello everyone, I have just happened to arrive around about this time...
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:11,
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they're still there, it's just they took off their jumpers and now you can't see them
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:39,
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Like shit they are
there's fuckloads in my garden.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41,
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O2, £15 a month for their top package.
Which is up to 20mb.
You do need a BT landline though.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:37,
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This,
or Be, who run the service for O2. Great value, we had Be in my shared Uni house a couple of years back, very very quick.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42,
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I like VMOSER myself
UK only though
veronicamoser.com/main.htm
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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NSFW.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:39,
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the effect of it would have been lost if i'd tagged it
thanks for ruining everything jmg
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41,
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I just don't think it'd be fair on SLIM internet users AT WORK who'd click it and get in trouble.
Now if it was a FAT MAN on the COUNCIL'S COMPUTER, on the other hand..
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:43,
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I'M BLAMING YOU
PEOPLE AT WORK SHOULD BE DOING WORK NOT LOOKING AT B3TA AND BY EXTENSION SHIT PORN
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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Fat man on the council's computer?
Who could that possibly be?
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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Baldmonkey, and myself.
Obviously.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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Tautology alert!
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:54,
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no.
no, what that means is that you are just a stupid cunt. with the mental age of a toddler.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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hahah yeaaaaah
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45,
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there's a reason for NSFW tagging.
There are very few rules on here. that's a cast iron one. If you can't obey it, fuck off and play on Bebo or something, there's a good chap?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:47,
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They're all too mentally developed for him :(
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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Whatever chap
I can't say I really give a shit about wanky rules like that - but the tears from those of you that get mad about it are DELICIOUS
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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Is your life really this empty?
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:52,
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at the moment it's pretty dull
it's me, the laptop, and a shitload of planning i need done
this time next week I'll be out of your hair
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:03,
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:(
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:06,
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who's angry?
I'm just stating facts. It's possible, in the adult world, to do that without having a toddler fit. you might discover this at some point in the future, but I'm not holding out much hope.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:53,
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I can practically smell your frustration and impotent rage from here
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:03,
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That's the sweat beneath your massive tits, actually.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:06,
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that's just what aberdeen smells like normally though..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:06,
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Could be that he hasn't changed his underwear this morning.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:13,
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resorting straight to "OMG U STUPID CUNTTTTT"
was pretty close to the toddler fit. Keep raging though. I'm saving all your tears for a milkshake.
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:04,
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who said that?
Not me. for a start, I learned to write in english some time ago.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:09,
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Yet you still miss capital letters at the start of sentences.
Fail.
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:12,
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Yeah, but so do you.
And large "NSFW" tags off your posts.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:13,
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I'm not going around preaching about english skills though
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Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:15,
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What subject will you actually be teaching?
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16,
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Well you were, about him missing capital letters.
You can't win this one.
And if you try to, it just makes you more of a loser.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:20,
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Don't click that guys, it's tubgirl.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:39,
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The opening line to that sounds VERY camp, in my head.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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I've been saying it for a while now to any link that gets posted.
It's like tubgirl roulette.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41,
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Are there no attractive women in scat porn?
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:39,
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Would you enjoy it more if there were?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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might make his turds a bit more solid.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41,
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I'm not exactly enjoying it now,
but it couldn't hurt.
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well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:43,
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Hey kids, its the milkybar kid.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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"The Milkybars are on me!"
"No, wait! That's not Milkybars! It's ohgodNOgodgetitOFFMEuuuuuurgh"
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45,
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AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
*fwap*
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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o2
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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"be"
but you can hardly get it anywhere and the router is shit
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PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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I've no idea what the fuck teh internetz are
as neither are words.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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It's where 'teh lulz' come from.
In other words, a place to be avoided.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:41,
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I think they are what's known as "neologisms"
Which I think are actually Neaderthal Orgasms...
'ning Sir!
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:46,
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fuck me sideways with a stick
ning chap.
How's tricks?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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Not bad. Excruciatingly busy with work (hence being on here)
migrating 400 e-mail accounts from notes to outlook, 1.5TB of data, and $2.5Bn in the next 3 weeks.
And I'm responsible for it all. Huzzah!
How're the frozen wastelands of The North?
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The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:55,
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Good.
Although I've spent most of the last couple of weeks in the less frozen wastelands of Slovakia, Yorkshire and Bedfordshire. How's London and life with the perenial car-changer?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:04,
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Steal it off the neighbours.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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Not Virgin Media
They are absolute cunts. Spacefish changed his account to someone good recently but I'm fucked if I can remember the name. Leave it with me and I'll take a look. That was it- Zen Internet. I think you still need a BT line for them, I'm sure you can find out all the relevant details using Google.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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I've only ever been on Virgin and BT and they were both Internet
I hope you find this post useful
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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Just shout whatever it is you want to post on the internet out of the window
and make sure to watch BBC News at 6 o'clock. Then you won't miss anything.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:38,
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Not tiscali
it fucking lies.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:39,
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I'm on virgin media
it's £10 for the first 12 months I think
I dunno actually, the fiance sorts it out ;)
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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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I like Teletext
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:40,
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I hate it when it gets round to showing the top of the board, but I don't press hold quick enough
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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My isp
www.fireflyinternet.com are not the cheapest but by far have the best customer service. I know them all by name. I even called once out of hours with a problem (my fault), when the director noticed I'd called he rang me right back.
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moogy boobles, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:42,
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Move to America?
I pay $25 for 16Mb.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:44,
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The downside is that you're you.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45,
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[X] Post contains nothing interesting or funny.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:49,
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AAAAnd people say americans dont understand irony.
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Wizard's Sleeve, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:55,
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That doesn't make you any less shit, though.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48,
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[X] Post makes fat transvestite brainwrong cry
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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Keeps you posting abuse, though.
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:52,
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More to the point, it keeps you frothing at the mouth about everyone knowing you're shit.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:55,
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*bullying*
You mentioned America. You are fail. You are fail.
How's you?
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:16,
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'lo, sir!
I'm alright and dancing like a gopher.
;-)
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:19,
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Me too.
Sitting on a plane waiting to take off. Headed to California again.
:(
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:22,
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Careful!
You're supposed to have your electronic devices turned off and you stewardess in her full upright and locked position.
Why are you headed back to the left coast?
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:28,
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AQUISS
for the ultrawin
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:45,
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Virgin Media just upgraded my 4mb line to 10mb, for free.
I've had ZERO problems with them in 18 months, and no outages longer than a couple of hours.
I'd HEARTILY RECOMMEND them.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:48,
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how many less than a couple of hours?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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None.
I've lost service three times in 18 months, with none longer than 2 hours.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:52,
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That's a lot better than the service I've got from them
Since Virgin took over from Telewest things have gone seriously downhill. I've had several losses of service of over a day with the longest being six days. Every time I phone up to report a network fault (it's always a bloody network fault) they arrange for a technician to come out a few days later who then tells me it's a network fault.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:56,
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They were NTL round here and a good network already in place.
Plus I'm not far from the exchange, so I get really good speeds.
Virgin: Doing things right, so other companies don't have to.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:57,
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I get good speeds and always did
They upgraded me to the 20Mb account which was nice of them I guess but the problem remains that the network keeps going down and it's well-nigh impossible to get a straight answer from them when it does. In two years of being with Telewest I had one loss of service and that was for 20 minutes.
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Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:00,
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we're on Zen internet.
I can't tell you anything more than that.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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www.bethere.co.uk if you are in their catchement area
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:51,
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A black man on a rocket cried at the speed of my broadband on there.
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:55,
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a guy in my warhawk clan has it
its the only uk ISP you can host 24 man games on.
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:08,
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I'm with Zen and have no complaints.
Their customer service is excellent, especially after dealing with BT. Apparently it's expensive if you need online gaming or download loads of fims but it's fine for normal stuff.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:54,
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BT Broadband =
www.b3ta.com/talk/5363008
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:01,
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send me £55
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:05,
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