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ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT MYKEY ISN'T GETTING ANY, DESPITE ACTING LIKE HE'S SOME SORT OF SEX EXPERT?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
THE WORD IS SEXPERT.
AS ANY BOFFIN WORTH HIS SALT WOULD KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
I'm no boffin :(

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
Haha, that sounds like a Scottish person that's not getting any sex.
lololololololol etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
Actually, I meant to say "pest", not "expert".

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)
Lifting folds isn't a Karma Sutra move.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
World's Strongest Man seems more fitting.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
Mykey has so much sex that it's almost ironic that he calls me a slag.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
He wants you to be a slag, with him.
But he's too trapped in a sexless relationship to ever face up to this issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
And too fat for normal, sane women to ever consider touching him.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
Bad luck for me.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
You must be gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
Totally.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
I should say so.
I mean, if it wasn't for having me as an internet boyfriend you'd obviously have to resort to interaction with real boys.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
I've been doing snogging with Real Life Boys. Does this count as cheating? They can't fulfil me as much as your pixels do though, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
You massive slag.
I demand you make this up to me, a perfect stranger, by providing me with pictures of your tits.
/Mykey/
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
I think that's fine
I believe that's standard LOLcyber protocol. Although, I'm probably coming to the OMG christmas bash, so you do realise we can only converse through mobile phones connected to b3ta, from opposite ends of the bar? all else would break all the rules of THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
And that would never do.
Imagine, people talking on the internet AND in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)