if it doesn't
grab about 3 big bars of chocolate to melt- if it looks like shit just cover it in melted chocolate and refrigerate. Then nobody'll be the wiser.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)

Exactly. I'm not even going to be eating it, my sister's supposed to be bringing desset
to a dinner party but she can't cook so, like a mug, I said I'd whip something up.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

Your sister needs to appreciate her luck, I think.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)

I think so too. She won't though.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)

This upsets me, offline.
Speaking as a half-only child I'd have loved a big sister, even a shit one. But she's got a nice one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)

She's alright sometimes. She's a very typical youngest child though.
Even though she's only youngest by two minutes because she's a twin.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)

I suppose when you're all old
you'll be able to make her blush with stories of her more idiotic times. I'll just have to do that to my children.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)