LOOK, RIGHT.
I'm an expert on West Indian food. I've won awards and stuff.

It's "CURRY MUTTON". It's even written in caps, on those little neon starburst signs you only get in West Indian food shops.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)

Heehee.
Right, expert, what's proper St Lucian food then? I can't just make him sugared tamarinds and guava cheese.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)

If you serve a man Guava Cheese, you clearly don't love him.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)

Oh and: Callaloo Soup.
It's lovely.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)

His mum brought him some back
and she's quite fond of him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:46, archived)

But it's like sick and human flesh in one ghastly, squidgy nightmare.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)

I thought it was alright
the tamarinds were nicer though. Mmmm, sour.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)

I actually did a bit of sick in my mouth when I tried it, upsetting not only my girlfriend-at-the-time
but also her freakishly strong mother, who called me a "raasclart" and threatened to "kiss me footback to RAAS".
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)

My word.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)

Have you ever been threatened by an angry fat Jamaican woman?
It's not pleasant. Especially when you've seen her move a fridge out of the kitchen, into the garden, on her own, without a single sign of strain.

The woman was FREAKISHLY STRONG. I feel this point needed to be made repeatedly.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)

I've been racially abused by a fat Jamaican woman.
For daring to ask her if she sold dread wax (my partner has big thick dreads).

I was the wrong person to get into a war of words with, there was a reason she was a shop assistant in a hair things shop.

But no, never physically threatened.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)

I suggest foregoing food and just present your anus at him with a tub of Vaseline...
otherwise you don't love him
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)

Kids and Grownups love it so, the happy world of Anal-OH!

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)

Vaseline?
I'm not an amateur.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)