It's *ALWAYS* attention time in chubboland

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)

*jumps to centre stage, waving*

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)

Don't stop jumping

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

Oi
You're no chubby. Get out.

*makes sure all attention is on her*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

BATTLE OF THE FATTIES!
*applies mud*
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 18:59, archived)

oh. no.
I couldn't possibly mucky myself. *stands prissily at the side*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)

*wins by default*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)

GET IN THERE WOMAN
This is all paid for, including the bikinis and any dry cleaning you need afterwards. Your kids are at their grandparents' house and I have paid them £500 each to keep them till morning.

THIS WILL GO WITHOUT A HITCH
( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)

but what about my hair, sweetie-darling?
and my nails!
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)

I'll pay for it all!

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)