I'm a bit tired

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)

That's because you're old, dear

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)

I spent most of last night not being asleep
It was shit
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)

Why darling?

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)

Dunno
But it wasn't half boring
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)

I'm guessing it wasn't sexyfuntimes then.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)

Or maybe it was
*something more about you being old*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)

I was on my own
And I couldn't bring myself to turn the radio off. It was too quiet
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)

I go to sleep with the radio on
talkradio
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)

It's 5 for me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)

Aww
You have my number and I'm not a grouchy kind in the night, if you ever want a night time chat about nothing in particular then drop me a text.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)

Righto

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)

SHE SAID "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD DEAR!"

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)

Half past two

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)

Tooth hurty?

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)

You know
There are people of a certain age who, when you ask them for their fare by saying 'Chinese Dentist', know exactly what you mean. Get below about 30 and the gags is wasted, but just as shit.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:18, archived)

I could probably only get as far as Appleford with a £2.30 fare

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)

It's all massively subsidised in West Yorkshire

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)

it must be here too
because Adwick - Doncaster is only 60p. It's ace
( icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)

It's very different down there
Which is why we leave that place to the Leeds crews.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)

It's expensive as fuck in North Yorkshire.
It's about £18 from York to Scarboro'
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)

That'll learn you, and me, for living in a nice place

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)

Oh
And that would be £2.50
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)

You tell all the good ones.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)

I save my special ones for you
While I'm wanking or something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)