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Yes telly
But I'm sure Michael Stipe is going to smack Giles Brandreth in the mouth in a minute

One Show blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)
I'm pretty sure I don't care about this,
however, you could offer me a different opinion to see if I am interested in that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
He'll have to join the queue.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
I'm not sure Stipe really gets how Brandreth is
he's very humble for a major star and Giles is just being in his face
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
The One Show is shit
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
I'm watching the ch4 news, is it worth switching over?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
I'm having a dry wank.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
Michael Stipe is a faggot.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
Twenty quid says they both punch like little girls.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
That's good, but why can't he punch Chiles instead?
I hate Chiles and his stupid fucking face.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
I know I would

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:10, archived)
I love him.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
MS or GB?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
AC

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
Michael Stipe
I would like him as a pet
along with David Ford and Mark Morriss
I'll keep them all in a box under the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)
I hope they don't snore

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
That's why god invented ear plugs
to put in snorers' nostrils
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
I'm a bit tired

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
That's because you're old, dear

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
I spent most of last night not being asleep
It was shit
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)
Why darling?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)
Dunno
But it wasn't half boring
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
I'm guessing it wasn't sexyfuntimes then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
Or maybe it was
*something more about you being old*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
I was on my own
And I couldn't bring myself to turn the radio off. It was too quiet
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)
I go to sleep with the radio on
talkradio
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)
It's 5 for me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
Aww
You have my number and I'm not a grouchy kind in the night, if you ever want a night time chat about nothing in particular then drop me a text.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
Righto

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
SHE SAID "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD DEAR!"

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:13, archived)
Half past two

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)
Tooth hurty?

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)
You know
There are people of a certain age who, when you ask them for their fare by saying 'Chinese Dentist', know exactly what you mean. Get below about 30 and the gags is wasted, but just as shit.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:18, archived)
I could probably only get as far as Appleford with a £2.30 fare

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)
It's all massively subsidised in West Yorkshire

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
it must be here too
because Adwick - Doncaster is only 60p. It's ace
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:25, archived)
It's very different down there
Which is why we leave that place to the Leeds crews.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)
It's expensive as fuck in North Yorkshire.
It's about £18 from York to Scarboro'
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
That'll learn you, and me, for living in a nice place

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:35, archived)
Oh
And that would be £2.50
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
You tell all the good ones.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
I save my special ones for you
While I'm wanking or something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
I hope he does
I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
Brandreth could take that fey cunt in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
see that urban myth link you posted down there about greenhouse gases?
this is the advert that appeared on it to me:
m1.2mdn.net/1663577/PID_666091_mpuS08.jpg
Look at it LOOK AT IT, in all its badly photoshopped glory! I wonder what the bloke in the picture would think about it if he knew...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:19, archived)
Oh my word.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)
I hear he's pretty good with his fists

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:16, archived)
Brandreth?

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:17, archived)
I think it's a gay joke

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:18, archived)
Oh
He may have done boxing at public school
Queensbury Rules and all that, what what
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
no, I meant he probably puts his hand up mens' bottoms

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:22, archived)