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I'll bet your cake isn't nearly as good as this cake.
www.flickr.com/photos/danger_mouse/2713638100/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
even I could smear a dead rabbit in cream and chocolate flakes and stick strawberries to it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
Oh yeah?
OH YEAH?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
ONLY 2/3 CHOCOLATE?
DISGUSTING
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
It was fucking enormous, man.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
It was about a foot high, wasn't it?
I ate a significant slab. Noisily.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
Something like that.
Once sliced, it was too tall to stand up straight, and had to be laid down sideways like.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
also,
*pays 20p*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
I want to see that photo of baldmonkey with the plate.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
I should have got about £9,000 worth
you utter, utter cunt
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
You should have got OVER £9000 worth.
It's not all my fault. Baldmonkey wouldn't let me help you.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
I'll get my go. I fucking will.
With a baseball bat speared with vinegar-covered nails.
With bees on them.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
I'll not even charge you.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
ONLY FOUR OF THE SIX ENORMOUS PART WERE CHOCOLATEY
THIS IS WAY BELOW EU GUIDELINES
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH COCOA POWDER IN THE WORLD.
Besides, it was the greatest cake ever. Dr When said so.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
rayyyyyyyyyyycist

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
NO, NO THERE'S FAR TOO MUCH
AND IT ALL NEEDS TO BE MADE INTO CAKE BEFORE IT'S ACCIDENTALY INHALED BY A CHILD AND CAUSES LUNG CANCERS
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
You weren't there, maaaan, YOU WEREN'T THERE.
It was a cakey victory.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
I do believe I'm wearing some of it as thigh

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
I think we all are.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
That looks lovely.
Did you make it, you massive hom?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
No, Springy did.
It was a triumph.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)