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I just had a terrible shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
Was it in someone elses bum.
That happened to me once.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)
What an awful mental image
All I can see not is two bums and a pipe connecting them, with the Chuckle Brothers in the background going "To me, to you...etc"
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
It didn't happen like that at all.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
I assumed so
But I can't for the life of me;

a)Remove the mental image
b)Stop giggling as a result
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
Google swap.avi.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
Eh?
You what?

I am not into scat thank you very much!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
Boo bop
Shoo wop
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)
You could poop it back and forward forever!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)
I might have to make an animation of that eventually
It's my destiny
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
You are a terrible shit, Noit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
I shat myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
In a metaphorical sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
I shat myself when I was fundraising once.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
I'd need a Scotch before I told you that one though.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
It can't be worse than Fenris and the White Trousers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
That is the best poo story on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
Not as bad as mine, I can guarantee it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)
I think I need details before I agree to that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)
I'm shitting fat.
It's rather odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)
*out of context lols click*
Have you been drinking melted lard?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)
No, I've been taking Xenical.
It's actually working a bit I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
It's not fat, it's your BRANES!
OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)
ROFFLELOLS

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)
I'm imagining this like that doctor who episode with the tiny cute merchandise opportunity monsters

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
I wish it was, that would be ACE.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)