Democracies are shit.
Not like Bovril on luke warm toast.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

Baldmonkey for PM

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

I just had a terrible shit.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

Was it in someone elses bum.
That happened to me once.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

What an awful mental image
All I can see not is two bums and a pipe connecting them, with the Chuckle Brothers in the background going "To me, to you...etc"
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

It didn't happen like that at all.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

I assumed so
But I can't for the life of me;

a)Remove the mental image
b)Stop giggling as a result
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

Google swap.avi.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

Eh?
You what?

I am not into scat thank you very much!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

Boo bop
Shoo wop
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

You could poop it back and forward forever!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

I might have to make an animation of that eventually
It's my destiny
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

You are a terrible shit, Noit.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)

I shat myself.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

In a metaphorical sense.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

I shat myself when I was fundraising once.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

I'd need a Scotch before I told you that one though.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

It can't be worse than Fenris and the White Trousers.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

That is the best poo story on the internet.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

Not as bad as mine, I can guarantee it.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

I think I need details before I agree to that.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

I'm shitting fat.
It's rather odd.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

*out of context lols click*
Have you been drinking melted lard?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

No, I've been taking Xenical.
It's actually working a bit I think.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

It's not fat, it's your BRANES!
OMG!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

ROFFLELOLS

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

I'm imagining this like that doctor who episode with the tiny cute merchandise opportunity monsters

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

I wish it was, that would be ACE.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

I prefer Bovril on Luke Goss

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

I prefer Bod and Rentaghost

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

I had the Bod ringtone once
then I realised it made me look a bit of a twat
I still like the tune though. It reminds me of sitting too close to the telly and my brother telling me I'll get square eyes
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

My phone goes 'ring ring'
but Syz once edited someone's wedding video and at their request all the segues were bits of music from Bod.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

I prefer Orvil and happy toast

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

I prefer Happy Shopper and Primula

( magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

He was the pale bloke in hellboy 2
this surprised me mildly sort of in a 'oh him' sort of way yes
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

OHGODIHAVETOSEETHISFILMNOWILOVEHIMSOMUCH

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

WHY WOULD YOU NOT SEE IT ANYWAY?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

It cuases eye AIDS.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

NO REASON BUT LUKE GOSS MAKES ME WANT TO SEE IT EVEN MORE

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

LUKE GOSS IS SOOOO FIIIIIIIIT

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

I saw him play Danny in Grease years ago.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

I didn't realise it was him until I saw the end credits
not that I watched the end credits of Hellboy 2 you understand, oh no I did not
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

I saw it with a mate as there was nothing else on at the time
it was dreaful
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

WHAAAT?
I thought it was great fun
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

I nearly fell asleep in the middle
the end fight was alright, ish, but it was a bit...meh
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

you fat idiot

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

It looks about a million times better than the first film.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

it's a first-class no-brainer
and Perlman is in it

Perlman is a GOD of rubbish films
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

he has a huge head, but a really tiny body

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

PHENOMONAL COSMIC POWERS
eeny biddy living space
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

i always get excited when i see ron perlman in a movie because i think hes tom waits then i realise hes not tom waits and get excited because ron perlmans in the movie

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

also blade 2, apparantly
i never noticed
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

I can't even remember what that was about

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

his FACE split OPEN and ATE vampires

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

what was Blade 3 about then?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

one amusing line about thundercunts and ipod promotion

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:50, archived)

Marmite for PM

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)

Bovril is quite a lot like shit.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

i'ver never eaten bovril

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

Marmite shits all over Bovril.
Right now, I'd eat a slice of Marmite on wholemeal in a right fucking hurry if there was one about.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:40, archived)

add cheese and you're there

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)

Are you still here?
Haven't we bullied you off yet?
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

no i quite like it.
i went onto board and made a picture ( www.b3ta.com/board/8685303 ) then i went onto links and posted a video, replied to some other people and everything was generally quite nice and friendly.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

what is the name of your rabbit?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

hobbit!
it is chocolate coloured.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

hoppit
would have been a better name

and nice pic
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

i don't agree

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

BAH

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

where?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

there on the stair!

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

they both dribble out of a dogs arse

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

dribble suck farts
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

you look like a dog with 2 dicks

(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

I fuck like one too

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

I have both
I'm so out there
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)

You can't drink a pint of bovril.

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:43, archived)

Oh now I want toast you cunt.
Quick, recommend me a website that I can watch films on for GRATIS.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:44, archived)

ovguide
More a search engine really but it'll get you where you need to go.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

tv-links.cc
ovguide.com
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

Bastard!
Got there before me :(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

www.freefilmsforwicca.com
Maybe
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

http://www.tv-links.cc
I think I've got the address right - always seems to work for me.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)

Evidently not
Just C+P
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

www.justin.tv/
www.ovguide.com/
www.watch-movies.net
( magnum, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)

www.meatspin.com

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)

my new bivvy is good

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)

I heard about the hole.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:49, archived)

in my bivvy? :(

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

Yes,
they don't make em like they used to.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

Oh balders.
I thought it was gold, but it was bronze
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)