Either you're a completely thick cunt or you're a cunt
who's trying to say 'niglips' isn't a racist slur.
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

Or, option number three:
I'm taking the piss. Jesus christ.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

could you make whole posts like that in italics in future so I don't have to think too hard

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

I'll try.
Just for you.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

I was torn between replying with that and '*BEEP BEEP BEEP HEAVY LOAD REVERSING*'

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

Belgian flags are the answer

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

A belg tag.
&belg would be quite useful
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)

where's that cr3 fellow when you need him?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)

Being blown by the best thai pros, there are.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

while they whisper PHP code in his ear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)

Blowing someone and whispering their ear.
Now that I'd like to see.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

said "ear", meant "arse"

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

It was a mouth full reason.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)

He did use italics.
It's plausible
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

OJ used those in his defence.
He's not necessarily a murderer.
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

"Please, no, I'm not a cunt, I'm just acting exactly how a cunt would!"

( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)

So people can't say tongue-in-cheek things on here any more?
Do you actually think I would say something like that in all seriousness?
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)

No, you CAN say tongue-in-cheek things.
Today is opposites day! I don't have to be held to anything I said!
( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)

I don't really know what you're getting at

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)