Sake (the Japanese rice wine) is less interesting to swill
than piss. At least Piss is salty.

What have you swilled or chomped upon that made you consider spitting it out across the room?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:58, archived)

Big Fat Neil once said he could handle Sake easily, and went through about 6 shots.
Later he fell asleep against a nightclub's bass system.
He has Southern parents.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 22:59, archived)

Case closed.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

I really should publish a book on my findings.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

Make a baldmonkey-esque book on whatever it was, Lulu or Cafepress
A guide to Internet, by Jam Master Geordie, King of Internet
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

Quick simple and no outlay yourself.
It's a win situation for anybody.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

Would it have shit poetry too?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

Also if JMG is the people's champion of b3ta, who is the heavyweight champion of b3ta?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)

Is it mykey?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

I bet it's mykey.

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

Isn't there Super-Heavyweight?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)

Rob would know
let's ask him
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

HE KNOWS EVERYTHING!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)

He's large and in charge!

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)

The bitter taste of unjust defeat.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

I am getting this in Mario Kart as we speak
DAMN motherfucking FUCK!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

Language!

( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

Hi V. :-)
jesus loves me, hecking heck and Saint Peter's a good bloke
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

Very good
Although now you make no sense.

How are you Gerry? :)
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

I've missed your good self
you gearing up for year 2 of your didgerigree?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

Yup
Just starting on all the reading now.

First study weekend is in October and there are 120 hours to do before then!
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

good
proper talk another tieme when I'm fully with it, Kerry's band is on my Flickr by the way if you should so choose to look.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)

Your.. mum?
I don't know.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

fuck you.
And you, Druid
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

Shut up.
You're shit.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

YES!
More people need to realise this.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

KEEP PREACHING NIGLIPS
Someone might listen
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

gg racist.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

Wow, you are pretty crap.
Give yourself a shake.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

fuck off you tedious little racist prick

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

Hahaha.
Racist cos I said niglips?
Good shout.

Tedious - nice use of the buzzword.
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

He nailed it guys.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

yes ... racist because you said niglips
am I missing something here?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

It does sound pretty racist
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=niglips
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

The first one is pretty vague.

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

what else could it be meant as?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

Well, just because it's got the letters 'N-I-G' in it, doesn't necessarily mean it came from 'nigger'
Just like 'gayboy' doesn't have to mean you're calling someone gay.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

yes you are aren't you
what else does gayboy mean?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

woah, slow down, apply brakes, reverse, engage handbrake
what?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

Just like calling someone cuntychops
doesn't have to mean they have chops like a cunt.

Oh wait...
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

Either you're a completely thick cunt or you're a cunt
who's trying to say 'niglips' isn't a racist slur.
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

Or, option number three:
I'm taking the piss. Jesus christ.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

could you make whole posts like that in italics in future so I don't have to think too hard

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

I'll try.
Just for you.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

I was torn between replying with that and '*BEEP BEEP BEEP HEAVY LOAD REVERSING*'

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

Belgian flags are the answer

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

A belg tag.
&belg would be quite useful
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)

where's that cr3 fellow when you need him?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)

Being blown by the best thai pros, there are.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

while they whisper PHP code in his ear

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)

Blowing someone and whispering their ear.
Now that I'd like to see.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

said "ear", meant "arse"

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

It was a mouth full reason.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)

He did use italics.
It's plausible
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

OJ used those in his defence.
He's not necessarily a murderer.
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

"Please, no, I'm not a cunt, I'm just acting exactly how a cunt would!"

( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)

So people can't say tongue-in-cheek things on here any more?
Do you actually think I would say something like that in all seriousness?
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)

No, you CAN say tongue-in-cheek things.
Today is opposites day! I don't have to be held to anything I said!
( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)

I don't really know what you're getting at

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)

yes it does and yes it does

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

HOLY FUCK
wordnavigator.com/contains/nig/

SO MANY RACISM
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

shut it marconigramlips

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

heh, i guess i phrased myself wrong, i should say, in the word 'niglips' case its racist because it has come from nigger

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

Shit
better get your mum
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

I wonder how many declan philly flyer 15 added.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

I vaguely agree that the meaning of 'gay' has changed slightly to also mean 'shit'.
But when or how can 'nig' be construed as anything but racist? Unless he was saying my lip was niggardly.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

Occam's Razor
the best explanation is that TY&GN is a cunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

Niglips.
Yeah, I'd say that's pretty racist.
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

I'm waiting for a backpedalling of gargantuan proportions here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

I'm just waiting for him to fuck off
without the coming back here part
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

Are you TY&GN?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

I don't know how you guys manage to spot all my comedy logins

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

are you mike woz ere?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

No.
Edit: Oooops
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

You are all baldmonkey and bou.

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

Aye well, I'm fucking off to bed shortly

( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

Can you make it shorter than shortly please?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

what?
Fuck off. I'm amazed that I upset you so
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

No you're just fucking boring and shit.
It's bad enough having you on in the day.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

Wow.
An honest seeming post, you normally hide behind your CAPS and b3ta buzzwords.

Night matey x
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

I understood 'Wow' and 'Night matey x,' but what was all that shit in the middle?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

Don't worry
it was constructive criticism
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

no
it was words for the sake of them. fuck off
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

Ah bollocks
*gone*
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

ifonly i could make that work
with bou and sync...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

YOUR MUM LOLOLOL NR THE TOP

( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

she's 64.
good luck you.

Hope the housewarming goes OK :-0
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

I'm sure it will, at 64 she's got a good couple more house-warmings left
in her yet.
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

there's always spontaneous human combustion
as a party trick
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

Your mum

( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

The last Indian restaurant I went to gave me a free shot of kahlua.
It tasted vile but had a pleasant aftertaste, which made me finish it off.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

I've only ever had it as part of a cocktail.
It's an essential ingredient of a Black Russian, which is very nice.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

And in White Russians,
which are also nice.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)

Yes, this too.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

A place on Cockburn Street that has since succumbed to the dreaded pub rot* used to do cocktails named after the seven deadly sins.
I think the Gluttony was a big milky thing with kahlua and rum in.

* you know, you go in one day and it's turned into a trendy wine bar with chrome tables and pine floors. And all the shouty old men start morphing into finance executives.
( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

There are a few places doing those.
Slain's in aberdeen, I had them all, for they were lovely.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)

I ought to try spitting a rat one day,
just so that when I use the phrase "I wouldn't trust him as far as I could spit a rat", I'd actually know how far that was.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

I miss my ratties.
I want to get some more one day.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

Rats are awesome.
They're like pigeons without wings. Except awesome.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

Some sake is good. Some sake is not good.
This is the nature of sake.

This is, in fact, the nature of things.

edit: I feel I ought to end this with "grasshopper"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

damn you, buddhist monk
ta for your answer though
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

fish
revolting tasteless snot-textured pallid white fish

fuck off fish
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:00, archived)

Oh my,
you really are broken, aren't you?
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:01, archived)

fish is the only thing more bland than your posts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

Ahahaha.
HE GOT SERVED, BOY.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

Oh, mike

( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)

lol gud 1

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

Then you're cooking it wrong.
Seriously. Fish can be great.
Greater than you, if such a thing IS possible.
( TY&GN, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:04, archived)

I beg to differ.
You can smother fish in sauce. He can't smother his posts in interesting.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)

Shitty wine from a tap

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:02, archived)

Wetherspoons?

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

No, but my work is like a shitty independent Wetherspoons.
It's Stowell's wine, on tap. It's lovely
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

the only thing I really don't like is turkish delight and celery

I'd probably happily spray a turkish delight and celery milkshake in your shoes
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

Turkish delight can make me vomit with force
Celery with a bit of salt and dip is AWESOME.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)

I'm with you on this.

( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:07, archived)

it smells like warm flowery perfume sick
and has the texture like you'd expect the inside of a tumour to have
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:09, archived)

I'd say it's more like a goat's eye rolled in flour.

( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

that made me laugh :p
yep, it's like an eyeball in icing sugar. NOT GOOD.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

I love turkish delight.
It's all squishy and wrong.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

nobody told me what it was the first time I ate it
I thought someone had spilt perfume on some chocolate :(
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

I drank tropical flavour Taboo at a party once earlier this year.
I nearly died, but ploughed on because it was all that was left at 6am.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5367865
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:05, archived)

That's what HE said!

(MooCow_Byter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:06, archived)

in a previous thread!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

the smell of fried mushrooms makes me gag
to a point where I have to leave a room or be sick.

Ouzo / Sambuca, the liquorice spirits, they are vile, utterly minging.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:08, archived)

you fat rubbish
mushrooms are great
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

shove them up your arse, you terrible manc rapist

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

gladly, if that's what it takes to make you eat them

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

Ouzo is pretty grim,
but Sambuca's alright. Certainly compared to Tequila, anyway.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

I didn't mind vodka, I guess it was the most flavour-neutral thing you could get
but aniseed ones were ming, and I couldn't think what Tequila was meant to taste of. I just drank shots of it, blergh.
( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

I think Tequila was only devised to make the rest of being mexican seem not so bad by comparison.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

Tequila is win
It's the best spirit.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

Erm, I'll sit this one out.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)

they work with
blackcurrant thought.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

mmmm, blackcurrant mushrooms

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

is that like strawberry reason,
and lemon and lime logic?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

Mushrooms and blackcurrant, eh?
*notes to try blackcurrant in tomorrow's risotto*
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

Ouzo and black
or Ricard, i don't mind... :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

I love sambuca!

( Cae1, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

I tasted a cookie some one at work had bought in.
It was utter shite, cookie are meant to be nice.

I did actually spit it out.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

Hey Hey Wildhear baby
*upside down fives*
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

Hey Mr Hat.
*upside down fives*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

Did you say "What the fuck is this? You call this a cookie you fucking piece of shit?"
and as they stood there gasping you said "Come on, say something you little cock sucker!" and then you pushed them and they fell over and then ran away as you shouted "I don't want to fucking see your miserable mug around here again, you fucking lowlife, good for nothing maggot!"

Is that what you said?
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

That is word for word.
What was said.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

another one for the wank bank
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)

with Syncubus wanking in the corner, that's just great

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

There's no need to get sake.

( Newington, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

Now you've gin and done it.

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

best observation ever
ta :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

Quite like sake, it's much better than the Chinese version.
I've tasted many things and unicum is comprehensively the worst.
( Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)

uni
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

I got bored.
I done am on blogtv.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)

I wish my internet worked between their servers and me.
I tried a traceroute program and it ends up timing out.
Oh well.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)