ceci n'est pas une pipe

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

mario probably just sit in the corner after his wife left him for a richer man
clutching at two bits of wood he thinks are a pipe and wrench, babbling about his dead brother luigi and the turtles trying to kill him
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

He keeps on burning himself on the stove and claiming it's a big fire breathing turtle called bowser

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

I said IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BED BATH MR. MARIO
SO YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT THE WOOD DOWN NOW
( Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)

*hands removed*
Oh dear god Mr Mario.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)