New fucking thread
where are you bastards?

I'm drinking Rum and you've all DIED apparently.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

www.nerdtests.com/picsarea/287da529f800602de0023515882b7edb.jpg



www.blogtv.com/people/WiccadWitch
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:49, archived)

Oh my.
I'm on blogtv. I'm just staring at it. Maffers was fun before. Now I am all alone.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)

Needs more Moohalaa's Mum.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

Or PhillyFlyer's mum
doing her John McClane impression.
( Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

Did she say yippe kai eh mother fucker.
please tell me she did.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

Man, I love him

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)

One of the best films ever.

( Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)

The bit where he says.
I'm not being racist, ahhh gawd
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)

WOMAN DEAD ON THE INTERNET
www.blogtv.com/people/ConundrumCourt
( Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)

Oh wow.
She's very wide mouthed, is she going on x factor I wonder.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:16, archived)

In a biblical sense,
what with you loving the cock and that.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)

Yes yes I do

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)

Good stuff.
Can I get a placing on your list, is it a two or four month list for the boffing.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)

Where are you?
linkage
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

www.blogtv.com/people/WiccadWitch
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)

Your laughing just destroyed the mic

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)

Hee hee

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

I've been weeing.

( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

Have you been drinking it?

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

No, I'm sticking to the sake.

( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)

Try combining the two.
They might complement each other.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

I just had a wee too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

Did you save some for the rest of us?

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

We're like the Mario Bros, only fewer pipes.
No, wait...
( Druid, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

bagsie being the one in the dress

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

ceci n'est pas une pipe

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

mario probably just sit in the corner after his wife left him for a richer man
clutching at two bits of wood he thinks are a pipe and wrench, babbling about his dead brother luigi and the turtles trying to kill him
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

He keeps on burning himself on the stove and claiming it's a big fire breathing turtle called bowser

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

I said IT'S TIME FOR YOUR BED BATH MR. MARIO
SO YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT THE WOOD DOWN NOW
( Druid, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:02, archived)

*hands removed*
Oh dear god Mr Mario.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)

I'm watching a golf film on one featuring Shia Le Bouff.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

transformers?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

There wasn'tmuch golf in that but yes.
That's what I'm watching.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

*Handles Wood*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

*moves back*
*gives you some private time*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5367979
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

coventry
or alt /inside my own head
or Super Alt /on Mariokart
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

Watching comedies on youtubes.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

I'm watching a golf film before one featuring Veronica Moser.

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)

transformers?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

I can't wait to see what she assembles it into

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

Cunt.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

HELLO MAFFERS!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

Hello cunt.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

Hahahahaha.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

OI!
I believe you are a TMJ sufferer?

How do you combat it? It's fucking agony.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)

I SAID SORRY OK?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

WHERE?!

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

down there probably
I dunno, I might have just thought it while I was laughing my tit ends off
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

Ok, you actually did.
It looks like I'm doing some kind of Nazi salute at the start.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

I was looking for the link.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)

and people wonder why I rarely start threads here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:08, archived)

I'M BORED.
And drunk. And singing.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

Lol. might come for a scan

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

Fuck.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

Ok, I might come for a fuck.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

Christ you're putting it about a bit lately.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)

I keep trying to tell you he's a slag

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)

He's into every woman lately.
They daren't walk the streets at night.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:13, archived)

I wish...

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:09, archived)

I hear police have now got you under surveilance.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:17, archived)

I'm watching Bridget Jones on the telly.
I'm also talking my bessie mate on MSN who's in Argentina and texting a boy.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)

I fucking love this film.
"Ich bin POSSIBLY mit BEBE"
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)

i once went to see that at the cinema just to be with a girl.
it was the worst film i'd ever seen and the relationship lasted over a year and ended with her in a mental home.

What's to be learnt from this?
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)

Don't steal mental patients.

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:11, archived)

You haven't seen very many films at all if this is the worst.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:14, archived)

i'd wager i've seen more films than you've had men.
and i've seen a LOT of films.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:32, archived)

Osnabrück.
But I'll be in Edinburgh this sunday.
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

I'm thick/a cunt/a racist, apparently,
and anything ever said on here must be taken with 100% seriousness - this is the internet, after all!
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)

lolconfusiononline
no one thought you're a racist
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

oh yeah sorry, I got too carried away with being offended

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:55, archived)

Looks like I actually AM thick!

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

racist

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

Yeah, so?
I mean, shuddup, YOU're a racist.
( Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:00, archived)

Are you the one now holding the cellar mexicans.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:19, archived)

Here I am:
www.b3ta.com/board/8687149

I do love being a x-posting WHORE.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

You should draw a demon who looks like Jeremy Beadle

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

So just draw Jeremy Beadle, then?

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

Yeah
I just miss Beadle
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:58, archived)

better than killerkitti i guess

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)

I'm here
intermittently.

I'm watching Mock the Week on iplayer and chatting on MSN too.

I have had no alcohol today.
( in vino veritas, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)

I do like Mock the Week.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)

I like them when they're not getting too laddish
Lucy Porter's good :)
( in vino veritas, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:01, archived)

i hate it and think it's the shittest comedy on tv
including whatever piece of crap bbc1 has on as a sitcom, usually featuring at least on spaz
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:07, archived)

i'm here
drinking nothing but failing to die..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:04, archived)

I'm in bed. With my iPod touch.
yeah boyeeeee.
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)

I'm drinking beer and doing an interview for my fan club
I'm not kidding, either
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:20, archived)

At home.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:39, archived)

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( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:42, archived)

I want some rum.
And i'm here, talking about stuff and waiting for something interesting to happen.
( Cae1, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)