I was disappointed by the ban on fisting.
I'd got the rubber gloves and everything.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:52, archived)

at least it's not telling racist jokes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)

that must be one thing he loves!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)

it's sounding as though sex with clammy isn't as fun as i had previously imagined,
and had a wank thinking about.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:53, archived)

"How much do you enjoy oral sex?"
"It's makes good eplay"

Insightful.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:54, archived)

I think Ding helped him with some of the spelling.

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:56, archived)

I'd really need to see a more exhaustive list here
there's no mention of nipple clamps, pinwheels or eskimo cocktails on that list
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 2:59, archived)

Pinwheels? Eskimo cocktaihangonaminute, I don't think I actually want to know.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)