it's NEWS. there's apparently fuck all of interest happening in the UK
so the wires turn to whatever they can find.
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:51, archived)

I'd rather have "Old lady loses purse" than that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:53, archived)

agreed.
I miss the kitten-trapped-under-van-bonnet-goes-on-1000-mile-joyride-and-is-rescued-unharmed-by-firemen stories.
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:56, archived)

That's no way to talk about Esme.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:00, archived)

You're quite right

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:05, archived)

NO NEWS?
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7582240.stm

*ex-ter-min-ates*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 7:59, archived)

you. have. 20. seconds. to. comply.

*opens fire*
(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:04, archived)

Groovy
My brother had something like that, but smaller, when he cunted his knee up.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:05, archived)

Oh goodness, I want
In fact with my condition I might need it one day.

*starts saving now*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:06, archived)

hello

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:35, archived)

Hello sweetheart :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 8:52, archived)