blimey
after the first 3 miles most people would be too fat to move.

or is it only 1 inch wide?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 10:59, archived)

It's the width of 10 human hairs
So it is filling, but not in a greedy way
( The Neville What what what, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)

If that is pubic hair width, then if it
is anything like my ex wife, I can only assume you are eating rope.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)

It's spaghetti.

( Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)