I am going to a film themed fancy dress party,
I have been given the theme of porn.

:(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)

It's an easy costume though.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

I'm going to get the girls to touch the cucumber down my trousers
then point out it's not a cucumber.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

This is good planning.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)

do something from orgazmo
it's not strictly porn.... but it is porn-themed
( sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)

Binky
I thank you.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:51, archived)

plus you can dress as a SUPERHERO

( sleepybinky, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

Go as Child porn

( WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

I had thought of just covering myself in used tissues.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

drink lots and lots of coffee and go as a vibrator

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)

Wear an afro-wig around your groin and armpits and go as 70s porn.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)

There is always Chobb's outfit
that's pretty topical now. I'm sure someone has a link.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)