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Whereas Mykey is better at being fat and being made to wait for sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
u have sehks weneva you want cos u r kewl

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
Whereas you don't, because no one wants to fuck you.
Admit it. You'll feel better afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
No, I refuse, instead I'm going to brag about how much more sex I get than you
and how little I have to wait to get it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
I HAVE LOADS OF SEX

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
I HAVE TO WAIT LESS THAN MYKEY AND BUD

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
Your life is one long terrible lie.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
Everything I brag about on the internet is 100% true.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
I get more sex than you
nur nur nur nur nur
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
You don't get any.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
Even your hands turn you down.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
Weren't you wrestling with the horrors of waking up next to a munter
a short while ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
Oh what a tangled web he's weaved...

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
SHE WAS FITTAH THAN BUD OR MYKEYS GIRLFRIENDS

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
Even SickRik is more entertaining than this poor imitation.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
Stop interrupting
we were arguming about how much more sex we get than each other

On the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
He'll probably link to that in his profile

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
That's because he is WACKY and DOES DRAMA.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
I might link this in my profile.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
I don't trust anyone that has personality quiz results in their profile.
It just proves that they don't have an actual personality.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
I'm sure there's some kind of daily mail slow news week academic equation that could describe this
'what type of... are you' ^ no' of photos of self / post count = something

not that post count is important, I just find lurkers with highly detailed profiles odd
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
They want to be loved!
By strangers!

What I'm saying is they all wouldn't mind if they were raped.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)