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Get him to buy your some nice dresses and a big engagement ring afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
marry him, steal his used condoms and rub them into your womb before all the spunks die

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
then steal his children as well.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
If you're lucky, you might get a house and car.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
I really don't want his children

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
But they're free!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
Children are NEVER free

(Dangermouse., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
agreed =(

(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)