Ask me how to make lemon meringue pie
I make a mean meringue.
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

I know how to make meringue.
I'm not a moron.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

I don't know how to make meringue

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

See? Moron. QED.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

Your logic is infallible

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)

It is cast from IRON.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)

do you cut the lemon into frowny mouth and eyes?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

that sounds like grumpy meringue.

( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

I have never heard of Mean Meringue Pie.
Surely a lemon one would be more useful?
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

They both taste bitter.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

Arf

( broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

i don't think i'd like mean food

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF
Thankyou muchly for our 360 night on friday, 'twas awesome.
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

I am in a few minutes
to the playhouse

with the northerner

while you're at work

I WIN
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)

You have to spend time in a pub with a northerner
She'll just complain about how expensive the drinks are down here then get wrecked on hairspray.
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)

DROOGS MON I LOV MEH DROOOOOGS

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)

Uncanny
but now you have to sleep with me.
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)

oh god no i'll just agonise over a retard from norwich instead

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)

Please tell her this today

( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)

nice editing skills batman
friday was fucking awesome and we shall do it again when I can reclaim part of my life from school
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)

Ha ha you still go to school.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)

but gets paid to do so

( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)

But also, still goes to school.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)

school's pretty great when you're the one terrorising others

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)

Yes, I remember those days well.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)

you're ginger
you terrorised no-one

aside from those frightened of catching the ginger, of course
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)

What time will you be in the pub til?

( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)

uhhhh i think it's gonna be a long one
so fairly late why
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)