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I don't need any advice on basic human interaction in the Real World.
What else can I ask a bunch of meek lock-ins on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
Perhaps you could ask them what they're having for lunch, and how much weight it will cause them to put on?

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
*coughs*
www.b3ta.com/talk/5349119
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
We should get married.
Then I'll dump you for someone I actually fancy and I can maintain my reputation as a massive cad and a sexy bounder.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
This place is thriving with shit today.
What's up with that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
The Log-in page is working :(

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
It's because I posted a thread
it seems to be shit to the flies
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
What do you want to know?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
What are you having for lunch and how do I fix this badly-described problem I'm having with some electronic equipment?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
You could ask yourself a question

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
Ask me how to make lemon meringue pie
I make a mean meringue.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
I know how to make meringue.
I'm not a moron.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
I don't know how to make meringue

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
See? Moron. QED.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
Your logic is infallible

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
It is cast from IRON.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
do you cut the lemon into frowny mouth and eyes?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
that sounds like grumpy meringue.

(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
I have never heard of Mean Meringue Pie.
Surely a lemon one would be more useful?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
They both taste bitter.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
Arf

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
i don't think i'd like mean food

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF
Thankyou muchly for our 360 night on friday, 'twas awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
I am in a few minutes
to the playhouse

with the northerner

while you're at work

I WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
You have to spend time in a pub with a northerner
She'll just complain about how expensive the drinks are down here then get wrecked on hairspray.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
DROOGS MON I LOV MEH DROOOOOGS

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
Uncanny
but now you have to sleep with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
oh god no i'll just agonise over a retard from norwich instead

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
Please tell her this today

(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
nice editing skills batman
friday was fucking awesome and we shall do it again when I can reclaim part of my life from school
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
Ha ha you still go to school.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
but gets paid to do so

(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
But also, still goes to school.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
school's pretty great when you're the one terrorising others

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
Yes, I remember those days well.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
you're ginger
you terrorised no-one

aside from those frightened of catching the ginger, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
What time will you be in the pub til?

(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
uhhhh i think it's gonna be a long one
so fairly late why
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
Where are there holes in your knowledge?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
Everywhere.
Start somewhere and the odds are it'll be a hole. What with me being a human being and not Wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
The prongs of a fork are called tines.
Jelly Tots are 25% fruit juice.
David Hume once wore a turban.

Those are some of the things that I know, and now you know them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
I knew one of those. I didn't know the second of those. I'm not sure about the third one.
Is that a turban? It looks more like a velvet granny shower cap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
Well, it is lunchtime...

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
I've had the best success talking to others while not dribbling too much
I hope I can help others
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
i PUT IT TO YOU SIR
that super mario bros. the movie would be an EXCELLENT film if it had nothing at all to do with Mario Bros.
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
I've got a question for you, what's are lock-ins?
Make it quick, I'm off to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
People whose congealing sweat prevents them from levering their shuddering torsos out of their faux-leather armchairs and away from their lithe and muscular WoW alterego.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
Ah right, live and learn so.
Right, I'm really away to work now.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
DR SHAMBOLIC FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED NATIONS !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)