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( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)

Haha

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)

you're just as much of a cunt to Bud as he is to you
you're adults right, why don't you just..y'know..chill out?

I saw what Bud posted a while back through a gaz to 90nz0 and it looks like he actually meant it.

Tubby!
( moohalaa, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)

No, that was something Gonz made up.
I've offered Mykey a truce a number of times, but he is too pig headed (bodied) to accept. I guess that counts as a moral victory to him.

I just wish he'd defend himself, rather than waiting till I'm not around to snipe about me. At least I have the decency to take the piss out of him when he's around.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)

May I ask why if you say you have done this
You don't just stop being a bitch? Or do you enjoy it too much?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)

Yes, I enjoy it too much.
He's a cunt. A complete and utter cunt.

Yet some people appear to be blind to this. I don't have any problem with people knowing I'm a cunt. I actively encourage people to have a go at me, because I don't give a shit. This place is an idle lunchtime distraction for me on days when the weather out is a bit rubbish.

But for him, it's his social club. His local.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)

Yeah, we're barely worth the time replying to
We're all shit.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)

Correct.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)

But _why_ is he a cunt?
I mean, a proper cunt, not a LOLCunt.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)

The comedy racism was the first thing that got my goat.
It's not a joke for him. He just claims it is.

That, and the constant sexual harassment of women.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)

Middle aged b3tan men being 'racist' and leering at every woman-creature online?
Now where have we seen that before, whoop whoop?
( moohalaa, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)

You have to remember Gonzo
They haven't met.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)

I doubt very much that Mykey would want to meet me.
I'm not threatening violence or anything, but I really don't think he has the balls to speak to me, either on here or face to face.

The man is a coward. That's why he has me on "ignore".
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)

If they did, I'm sure they'd have lots in common
After all, they're both overweight, have bad facial hair and a predelection towards bumming.

They should get togther and go bowling.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)

At least I am capable of growing facial hair, lady boy.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)

Two in the pink, one in the stink?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)

Superiority complex.
Bud has to make others feel small to make himself feel big. mykey's fatter than him and Bud can't cope.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)

I'm complex and superior, yes.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)

** Confuses **
I've not gazed anyone today.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)

ahh, my bad

( moohalaa, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)

I estimate that half of Bud's posts are replies to things Mykeyboy posts
which variously call him fat, racist, stupid or shit in bed.

Mykey doesn't tend to post that many anti-Bud posts.

That said, the namecalling was always tedious.
( WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)

Mykey has made a lot of posts about me.
And I would make a more conservative guess that 1% of my posts are jibes at him.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)

Have you ever considered mediation?

( WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)

I'VE TRIED SEB, REALLY I HAVE.
He just won't open up to me :(
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)

use more lube

( WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)

Have you ever tried to lube the Channel Tunnel?
I'll need sponsorship from KY Jelly for this sort of endeavour.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)

i got some lube yesterday for free, through work.
it's soil-association certified.
( sleepybinky, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)

i expect it'll come-in-hand-y

( sleepybinky, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)

Binky!
I'm shocked.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)

You filthy frenchman.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)

Did your mate give you snuggle wuggles from me last night?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)

yes he did though he couldn't remember your name
thank you gonzo it meant a lot
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)

Huzzah =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5370741
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)

I'd like to think I'm a little more eloquent than that!

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)

but sadly

( WormuIus, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)

I have an A-Level in English!

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)