and they'll all have their own soaking wet tissues in a few minutes.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)

You think they'll have time to reach for the tissues?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)

The KFC handi-wipes left over from lunch should still be within reach.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)

And they'll be wearing nothing but dressing gowns, so there's no pesky fly to fumble with.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)

There's a little puddle on the floor under my jeans :*(

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)

*pulls collar to one side*
Well, I, erm, gwah, erm, I have to go... outside... for three minutes.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)

Oh shit, MUUUUUUUM, IT HAPPENED AGAIN, A LADY WAS NAKED ON THE INTERNET..... yes hun, just put them in the wash and go have a shower.....** sigh **... I really should install Net Nanny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)

"But Muuuuuuuum, I had a shower LAST month"

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)

hive collective weather?


oh no .... you were talking about ... masturbation.... over an OMGinternetgirl .. how very dare you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:08, archived)

I love the phrase "how very dare you".
Thank you for using it on the internet.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:09, archived)