Like realising Titanic was released 11 years ago
All the people at the school you went to's Sixth form look really young.

You have to go have your ears syringed
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)

ear fail

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)

This is why swimming is bad.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)

swim fail

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

wrong! swimming is very very good.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)

This is why swimming with epic levels of ear wax in your right ear is bad.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)

Pfft.
"Raise the Titanic" was a better film.

Bonus points for it not featuing that twat-bag Di caprio.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)