will you make me a brew pet?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)

I imagine I'd make a pretty foul pet
I make a good brew though

*decants*
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)

never ask me to go to the bar to get you a pint
if the 'swizzle stick' rule is being enforced, as I will dip my penis in it.
Ah! Oxford.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)

QUICK, SAVE THE QUEEN
*throws 2p in your pint*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

It only counts if its a penny.
hence the name 'pennying'
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

I'll do it anyway though
as I'm a good sport.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

No,
it's a 2p and NEVER a 1p.

I think you people fail.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

you are wrong
100% wrong.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

but
www.b3ta.com/talk/5426573
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)

by the way bitch
FUCK YOU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennying
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)

Wikipedia is a Wiki. As in, 99% of it is bullshit.
But because I like you I will become aware that some people call it "pennying" and use pennies.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

Given that I went to the most appalingly ruggerbugger , matey, drinking college, clique bumfest of a college in the entire world
I am as qualified as anyone in the art of the penny.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)

here is an article with the Cambridge rules
www.bbc.co.uk/dna/getwriting/A882722

Oxford rules are slightly different and Teddy Hall generally plays 'hand on glass' where you can only be pennied whilst touching your drink.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)

You can only be 2p'd when the drink is in your hand
that's the main rule.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

I've played with people from other colleges and universities who don't use that rule.
but its a good rule to have imo.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

I will end by adding
that if you dropped a 2p into the pint of anyone I knew who was aware of 'pennying' they would make you drink the beverage in question for using a 2p instead of a penny.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)

I have just showed this thread to TFS
who wholeheartedly agrees with me.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)

we used to play "stop dicking about with your phone"
it was a great game, if someone was found to be dicking about with their phone, in a manner which was not to contact someone or organise something that we all gained something from, it would be removed from their possession and placed in their pint.

This successfully got rid of a few 'friends' I had collected and also proved to make conversations and debates in pubs more open to everyone.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)

Dropping it in their pint is a bit much,
what's more fun is if someone keeps getting texts, steal their phone when they get a message and reply something completely inappropriate.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)

it had become part of a tradition when someone spent the whole evening playing snake on their phone
the antisocial prat.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

I have seen this done
although there wasn't a drining game involved, it was just a 'jape'
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)

what about a wine spritzer? or a bottle of WKD?
argh 1:13 left!
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)

I'd be forced to strain the wine or wkd through my boxers before serving.
I would probably decant to a pint glass.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)