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Yup.
He used to post on here late at night and tell us about his time machine.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
True, but if a man walked up to you in the street and told you he was the second coming of Jesus, would you believe him?
/don't know where I'm going with this

*whistles*

oooh, a butterfly!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
I'd ask him why he thought that.

(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
and ask after his toaster? ;)

(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
It's such a simple technique
but the concept has really made complaint handling a doddle :)
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
I don't know about you, but the first thing I'd do if I made a time machine
or cured cancer is tell the internet.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
Does he have a white labcoat & frizzy hair?
"I'll be able to take over the WOOOORLLLDD!!!"

THUD THUD *muffled shouts*

"SHUT UP GRANDMA!"
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
Some people can't tell the difference between fact and fiction.

Hint: I'm not one of them.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
Oh I can. I can also spot a talented author when I see them.
Hint: You're not one of them.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)
That's correct.
I've never written a book.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)