FUCKING HELL
EVERYONE'S ON IMPLANON EXCEPT ME! I want a stick in my arm that makes me not have periods.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)

Nah, turns girls mental...
...
oh. Carry on.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

I wish I could just unscrew my uterus and keep it in a drawer until I might want to use it.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

Well, I had gooey red stuff coming out of my mimsy constantly for 3 weeks
Not nice when you're trying to do sex.

But I *think* they've stopped.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)

SORRY BLOKES

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)

What's up with you?
Esme not like it up her when she's bleeding?
( TY&GN, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)

red wings

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)

I'm naive, but why is it a problem for sex?
Was it coming out with such force that it pushed out all incoming willies like champagne corks?
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)

It's not nice
Explaining to your boyfriend that he might have what resembles blood gel on the end of his knob
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)

Some men don't like it because they're squeamish pussies.
Some women don't like it because they're in pain.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)

I'd had sex whilst gushing
But the squidgey stuff isn't nice
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)

Squidgey stuff?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)

Sometimes it falls out in stringy clots.
Long mucusy strings like you sometimes get on a big bogey when you pull it out and can feel a long snotty string trailing behind it, snaking its way along the floor of your nasal cavity.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)

LimeyTreat?
Moar like SlimeyTreat amirite?
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)

Some chaps get squeamish
when the post-coital scene looks like the Texas Chaincock Massacre.
( in vino veritas, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)

Doesn't bother me
She doesn't like it though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)