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The next person over the age of 6
who points out how many days/sleeps it is till christmas, is getting their eyes put out with a rusty spoon. Clear?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
What is wrong with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
I was about to point out
that any fucking retard can read a calendar, we don't need reminding. but apparently a couple of fucking retards can't ....

and in answer to your question, I'm a grumpy fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
It's not about reading the calendar
It's about it only being 14 days till Christmas. OMG YEY.

Cheer up grumpy bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
... which is about being able to read a bloody calendar, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
Well, yes but my point was that it wasn't for the benefit of the retards who can't read a calendar
I give up. I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
I'm currently listening to the Beastie Boys classic
"No sleeps till Christmas."
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
I'm going to see if that works
as the lyrics tomorrow. The London transport version "No stops til Bounds Green" worked fine, at least on easy anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
what shape chocolate did you get behind today's door?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
DESPAIR SHAPED.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
THIS
SHAPED?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
right down to the missing bite, gluey. right down to the missing bite.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
office giggle

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
Rusty spoon shaped.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)