Why the fuck would I lie about something so crap lol :)
EDIT: also you look 30ish
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)

I'll have you know I was ID buying fags yesterday

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)

That's because they needed your name because you might be buying them for your grandkids
:D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)

I'm almost 30.
There's nothing wrong with looking 30ish
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)

Unless you're a particularly ugly
30 year old of course.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)

Like I said.
I'm not 30 yet. Time will tell if I make an ugly 30 year old. Probability is very high indeed.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)

LIES!
You're LOVELY!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)

Looking your age is fine. he's same age as me and looks 40ish, maybe 50ish now :P

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)

There is when I'm the same age as donkey gums
He's just jealous because I know how to iron a shirt or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)

You're 80 YEARS OLD!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)

Get a haircut hippy

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)

DON'T TALK DOWN ABOUT THE LOCKS OF SAMSON

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)