be gentle, i'm a /talk virgin
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)

lol piston_broke

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:10, archived)

RIS
?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:11, archived)

hello new person

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:12, archived)

hi
haven't i seen you before on /board?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:13, archived)

er ... no ... no I NEVER post on /board EVER
unless I've got a really really shit picture I need to share with the world
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:14, archived)

At this point I'm going to remind folk that I, JMG am the King of b3ta.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:15, archived)

a cyber VIP

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)

cyber VIP?
as in cyber sex? i.e., not real?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)

none of this is real

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)

There is no spoon.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)

then who the fuck have I been following to button moon?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)

derek, i hardly know you
but from the few comments of yours i have read,
i want to have your babies, even though it is a physical impossibility.

so you'll have to settle for a *click
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)

why thank you sir

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:41, archived)

JMG, I have inadvertently caused enormous upset among the internet mouth-breathing community
I have even received Real Internet Death Threats

please advise
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)

I'd quote Jeff Dunham right now but after watching his christmas special
I just want to kill him.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)

ignore them
i've got virtual sackfuls of not-really-real death threats, and i'm still not dead. (*checks pulse...phew)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)

Forward them (as yourself) to QOTW and wait for the drama queen on drama queen wrestle to ensue.
They'll have a field day.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)

i sincerely hope
it's no-one from qotw
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:45, archived)

oh
i've seen it, i think
and i've trademarked the term 'really shit picture', so stop it.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)

pfft
I am wearing a hat, with headphones over the top, I'm right cool I am.

Gilgamesh, I am thinking about shaving my head.
I don't know what I would look like bald.
( moohalaa, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:16, archived)

it's usually best to make this decision when blind drunk

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)

That option isn't available to me, I'm afraid.
I might see if I can MS Paint my hair out of pictures to see me as if I was as bald as JMG.
( moohalaa, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)

graft your face
onto roy castle's head

and voila!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)

Just do it, and buy a hat while you're at it.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)

Shave it, it will grow back.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:22, archived)

a young matt lucas
(some would say)
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:26, archived)

that's what I had thought about
haha

oh dear
( moohalaa, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:30, archived)

grow a beard first
then shave your head
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)