felatio on a woman?
you should try avoiding the tranny porn dude. thats not possible on a woman usually
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)

And this is why you're shit in bed.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:17, archived)

genuine LOL

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:18, archived)

its why i keep pushing for anal..
i have trouble touching the sides otherwise.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:19, archived)

Maybe you've not met the right guy yet?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:19, archived)

TFD is more of a man than you are mate :D

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:20, archived)

I hardly know who this is intended to offend more.
But it's probably supposed to be me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)

either works :D

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)

Just because my clit is bigger that your cock
is no reason to call me a man.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:21, archived)

Wow, this is all getting very wacky.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:22, archived)

it was actually the adams apple
and 5 oclock shadow that tipped me off
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:23, archived)

You can hardly talk
you massive transexual
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:27, archived)

you wish your tits were as perky as mine..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)

Oooooooooh snap.
My tits are just fine thank you.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:32, archived)

I"LL be the judge of that
*blows on hands to warm them up*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:34, archived)

she has a thing for cold hands..
go find some ice
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:36, archived)

Enough J

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:42, archived)

:P

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)

Christ.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:31, archived)

i get it a lot
its the beard isnt it..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:33, archived)

I doubt it'd be your libido.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:34, archived)

slept with anyone recently?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:37, archived)

List how many more drugs you've taken than JMG too.
That's a surefire winner.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:39, archived)

i heard you were a really rubbish lay.
grats :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)

Mummy been spreading lies again?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:45, archived)

yeah, just before your dad fell out of the wardrobe with a camera
and a hardon.. your family is fucked up dude
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:51, archived)

Where were you hiding?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:52, archived)

i was probably out of my face on coke at the time
or something..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)

YEAHHH! I'm going to tell the INTERNET!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:39, archived)

i dont need to
she did :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:41, archived)

Was it Imogen Thomas?
I'd like it to be her.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)

whatever floats your boat.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:44, archived)

Have you had sex with him too?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:37, archived)

If I ever had sex with a b3tan, Aberdeen would tipple over and Moohalaa would sob her eyes out.
I also imagine Baldmonkey would sacrifice a newer user.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:40, archived)

he was rubbish

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 4:00, archived)