i wont stand for violence against sharks

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)

I agree, sharks have never hurt any- WAIIITTT A MINUTE! Haven't you seen Jaws?!

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)

Sea kittens, m'bokay?
Sharks are fish and fish are sea kittens. FACT
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)

I have.
He's massive IRL and his missus is tiny.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)

that's not Jaws
that's the Crankies
( vladimir, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)