I present to you...
The 7MB pixel! b3ta.belm.co.uk/pixel

What's the biggest waste of time nonsense you've ever spent too much time on? Besides replying to my posts that is.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)

university rofl

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

I'm so tempted to post that a load of times on /board
And have them wonder why it's taking so long to load.
(__, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)

I'll have to go over and sort it out.
I'm very popular over there.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

SORTED.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)

BADGE OF FRIZ APPROVAL

(__, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

I think you should do more JollyJack-esque cartoons

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

Oh dear
I go over there and there's a yiffer :-\
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Draw the Dave Trouser cock with them.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

Why do you think I created it?
The following could be fun too:

<img src="http://b3ta.belm.co.uk/pixel" width="100%">
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

I will love the first person to do this

(__, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

change it to "pixel.jpg?xxx", where xxx is a random nonsense.
That way, the browser is forced to load each one INDIVIDUALLY, and not use the cached one.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

I suggest doing it on QOTW.

(__, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)

I support this in no way
*chortles*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

Not that I'm condoning this in any way or anything
But making one that looks identical to a full stop would be even sneakier...
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

I was thinking about that just now.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

How the fuck did you manage that then?

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

It's got an mp3 tagged on the end of the data.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

hahah
you have far too much time on your hands.
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)

I've just been banned from aintitcoolnews.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)

Is this like the time you were banned from youtube for being shit?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

I've never been banned from YouTube, I uploaded two videos that I knew where going to be deleted.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

You were banned from posting any new videos for 2 weeks.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

That's a suspension.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

potayto potahto

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

Didn't you report him?
www.b3ta.com/talk/5623823
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yep.
Edit: It was funny as fuck watching him stomping his feet all over /links
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)

I was aware of this.
Good times.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

See!
You didn't even care either way!
I'd told you before that anyway on /links.
That whole thread was CLASS.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)

The whole exercise was retarded from start to finish.

( WormuIus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)

I found it funny as hell.
Nevermind. Old news eh.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)

Your bits were funny
Dekions bits were retarded.
( WormuIus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

I can't wait until you're banned from here

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

I'm working on it.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

did you reply with
DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY one too may times?
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)

FASCINATING!
- If you're an asshole.

That's it. One of the regular contributors took offense.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Haha

(__, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)

Bloody yanks.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)

Burying treasure maps when little, going to dig them up weeks later only to find they were gone and I'd dig up the rest of the garden looking for them and lay traps for goblins stealing my treasure maps to the cookies I hid in my bedroom.
I didn't understand decomposition :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)

Hah!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)

:(
Sometimes I still go out looking for them...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)

I told you I wasn't a goblin man I just like cookies...

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)

You are clearly some kind of gnomeling

( WormuIus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)

a poison dwarf, more like

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)

a leper chaun

( WormuIus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)

When I was 9, I spent a whole day mimicking the clock with my hands.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

Oh mike...
randomn.es/images/b6ca5dcf3f188a7c4a48ff5f2179ab5f.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

Ha ha
was that in the "special" class?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

The years 1993 - 1998
/ac
( Theoban What of it, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)

So basically
everyone who views that is breaking copyright laws by downloading some MP3? haha
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)