Let's accuse some famous people of being nonces.
In the media.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:03, archived)

I'm sure that Graham Norton is a gay

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:17, archived)

Because he's knobbed you?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)

Sorry I mean, because he made eye contact when knobbing you?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)

you're only gay if you blink during the eye contact

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)