I just had a cigarette

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

That said, I hope you stick with it, auld bean

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

It stunts your growth and everything
/is 5'7"

/just realised that's the same height as Richard Hammond, who also smokes
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

And my best mate (male) who also smokes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

I'm 6'1" and smoke
so I declare all your data to be meaningless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

Good thing you smoke
You'd be getting altitude-related nosebleeds otherwise.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

Actually
you might be right. My brother doesn't smoke and is 6'4".

curses.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)

no smoking for me
and i'm 6ft3!

RHYMES
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)

trev never smoked
he's 6' 7''
( jenpots, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)

Fucking hell
That's almost dangerous amounts of tall, there.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

conclusive proof
who needs scientists, eh?
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

See?
Thanks to cigarettes you don't have to smash your noggin on doorframes and shit.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)

i might pop upstairs and have one now

( mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

I like menthols, me

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

i like b&h gold
infact i'm off for one now, i will perv at the lovely london ladies at the same time
( mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

They're a bit costly, they are
Mayfair Menthols do me fine. Maybe even Richmond, if I feel like a bit of povvo-chic.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

blow some smoke down the internet for me please.

( jenpots, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

*wafts*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

I actually farted when I posted that
Sorry for the crossfire.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)