I later found out she was in PRIMARY school
for a good number of years after I had left SECONDARY school.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)

My other half's 22 years older than me.
How do you think he feels?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

with his wrinkly hands

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)

It's like a finger foreskin

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)

and his tongue

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)

It's true. She does have a very lickable forehead.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

You say the sweetest things sometimes

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

I'M COMING FOR YOUR FORELOCK!
*lappy tongue face*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

I LIKE IT BETTER WITH POLICE DOG
He cares.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)

You bloody would
fucking favouritism right there that is.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

It's the wet nose that does it.
That and the big waggy tail.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)

Madam Marlboro thought he was into scat
bur he just has bad bowels and is incontinent
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)

Works for me.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)

PISS PARTY!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

It helps we've already got rubber sheets

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

That his basement needs a good clean out.
/fritzl
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)

Fucking lucky
I'd imagine.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)

Haha!
I imagine he'd feel a whole lot luckier if she wasn't such a sarky little cow.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6024987
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)

Sarky little cow.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)